Episode 18 THE PRE-JULY 4 TWITTER FIREWORKS FRENZY EDITION

June 29, 2017
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMERICA!

GREETINGS FELLOW AMERICAN FELLOW PATRIOT REPUBLICANS AND WELCOME TO THE TWITTER FRENZY EDITION OF  TRUMP TALK LIVE.  WE WELCOME LISTENERS FROM NASCAR NATION TONIGHT AS WE FOLLOW SPECIAL COVERAGE OF THE RACES.

WELL OUR PRESIDENT HAS:

  • SIGNED HIS 40TH LAW, THE VA ACCOUNTABILITY & WHISTLEBLOWER PROTECTION ACT
  • HE’S WON A VICTORY IN THE US SUPREME COURT OVER HIS IMMIGRATION ORDER. 
  • HE’S MADE A COMPELLING CASE FOR KATE’S LAW TO CRACK DOWN ON CRIMINAL ILLEGAL ALIENS, AND A BILL TO YANK FEDERAL FROM SANCTUARY CITIES WHO JEOPARDIZE SAFETY BY DEFYING FEDERAL IMMIGRATION LAW, BOTH OF WHICH PASSED THE HOUSE LATE TODAY.
  • AND HE’S PUSHING THE SENATE TO FINALLY PASS A COMMON SENSE MARKET DRIVEN REPLACEMENT FOR OBAMACARE THAT WILL DELIVER CARE ALONG WITH COVERAGE AT AFFORDABLE RATES!
  • HE’S WARNED ASSAD AWAY FROM PULLING ANOTHER CHEMICAL STRIKE IN SYRIA
  • HE’S SANCTIONED A CHINESE BANK AND INDIVIDUALS WHO DO BUSINESS WITH THE ROGUE PLUMPOCRAT JAMES BOND VILLAIN KIM JUNG  UN!

BUT  THE ONLY THING THE RABID WHITE HOUSE  PRESS CORPS WANTS TO TALK ABOUT IS THE  PRESIDENT’S MEAN TWEET ABOUT MIKA’S FACE LIFT?

IT’S THE LATEST SHINY OBJECT TO DISTRACT THE  CORRUPT MEDIA MOB AWAY FROM ANYTHING AS IMPORTANT AS HEALTH CARE, HOMELAND SECURITY, OR NATIONAL DEFENSE.

LET ME GET THIS RIGHT,  MEDIACRATS: MIKA’S SAVING FACE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN REAL ISSUES AFFECTING REAL AMERICANS?

YOU SPEND ALMOST ALL OF YOUR AIRTIME  AND PRINT SPACE TEARING DOWN THIS PRESIDENT AND HOWL IN PROTEST WHEN HE  TURNS OFF THE WHITE HOUSE PRESS ROOM CAMERAS OR SAYS ONE MEAN THING BACK?

NOW YOU’RE SAYING THIS ONE TWEET WILL DERAIL THE PRESIDENT’S ENTIRE  AGENDA?

WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE SMOKING OUT THERE?

RUSH LIMBAUGH SAYS YOU’RE LIKE CATS CHASING A LASER BEAM.  THE PRESIDENT KNOWS HE CAN DRIVE  YOU TO DISTRACTION WITH ONE TWEET…. WHILE YOU CHASE THAT, HE’S GETTING HIS JOB DONE, MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

AND THEY CLAIM TRUMP DOESN’T EMPOWER WOMEN? WELL, SAY THAT TO SARA HUCKABEE SANDERS! SHE’S PINNING THEIR EARS BACK WITHOUT BREAKING A SWEAT!

SO, GET OVER YOURSELVES, CNN, NEW YORK TIMES, AND THE REST OF YOU WHINY. LIBERAL HYPOCRITICAL HUCKSTERS!  WE DON’T BELIEVE YOU, WE DON’T TRUST YOU!

AND FAKE NEWS PRIMA DONNA JIM ACOSTA, DON’T LOOK FOR MY SHOULDER TO CRY ON.  WE’VE SEEN MORE THAN ENOUGH OF YOU TO LAST THROUGH SEVERAL PRESIDENTIAL TERMS.

GET USED TO THE TRUMP WHITE HOUSE… FAKE NEWS MONGERS…YOU’RE GOING   TO HAVE TO LEARN THAT IF YOU DISH IT OUT, YOU’RE GOING TO GET IT BACK IN SPADES FROM THIS PRESIDENT FOR THE NEXT 7 AND A HALF YEARS.

I’M YOUR TRUMPUBLICAN HOST VIC BAKER, HOSTING THIS WEEK WITH THE VOLUSIA COUNTY CHAIRMAN OF THE TRUMP-PENCE 2016 CAMPAIGN, JOE FIELDUS!

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